Life
Good Advice
Written By Regina Brett, 90 years old, of The Plain Dealer, Cleveland, Ohio. “To celebrate growing older, I once wrote the 45 lessons life taught me. It is the most-requested column I’ve ever written. My odometer rolled over to 90 in August, so here is the column once more:” 1. Life isn’t fair, but it’s [...]
To my wife on our Anniversary
Twenty years, they’ve gone so fast, And some said we would never last! We showed ‘em, though, those think-they-knows, Our love does last and yes still grows. Twenty years! The very best. And I can’t wait to spend the rest Of this life with you, my dear, I’ll cherish every single year.
In the Beginning…
A newly discovered chapter in the Book of Genesis has provided the answer to Where do pets come from?
Just Like Mommy…
Here’s the follow-up letter the teacher received the following day: Dear Mrs. Jones, I wish to clarify that I am not now, nor have I ever been, an exotic dancer.
The Ergonomics of Fat People
Yes, I broke another office chair. To be fair, I think teenage antics may have contributed, but regardless it’s now knackered. Yes, I’m fat. All 120kgs of me. I dare you – go shopping for a chair rated for anything over 100kg. Is it too much to ask that I can find a decent, comfortable, [...]
