Life
It’s hard to make new friends…
Telemarketer: “Can I speak to Mr K’Niff Pe(mumble)ton, please?” Me: “No.”
Aargh!
This morning I woke up just barely on time, clawed my way out of bed and into the shower. Dried off, dressed, half-fell down the stairs and made my first cup of coffee (I hate it when the wife’s away). As I took my first sip, I woke up… Don’t you just hate it when [...]
Everything’s amazing, and nobody’s happy.
Very funny. And so true.
Chris and Enid
My Dad recently re-married, and is currently on an extended honeymoon in New Zealand. Here’s what he has to say about it all: We first met outside our mutual friend Helen’s house in Clovelly, her hillside home in a suburb of Fish Hoek down the Peninsula to Cape Point, in dear South Africa. We were [...]
Deeply profound thoughts by men.
Two men are out just fishing quietly and drinking beer. Almost silently, so as not to scare the fish, Bob says, ‘I think I’m gonna divorce my wife. She hasn’t spoken to me in over 2 months.’ Bill continues slowly sipping his beer then thoughtfully says, ‘You better think it over, Bob. Women like that [...]
